Welcome to office life. Where you are going to spend your entire life, Here you will get kind of people due to various reasons and some of them for no reason. There is a lot to learn. There is a lot to do, there are a bunch of people who do many things and many things are done for those people with reason or with no reason which becomes an experience Joke later. Do you know why it becomes an experience jo because people share their experience with jokes on tweeter and here are some for you?
Pic1: Me at home 1 am
Pic 2: Me at office 1 pm pic.twitter.com/OdSzSD8TvQ
— Rafale Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) June 25, 2015
Do you sometimes feel like your laptop is whispering “bhai jab nahi hota kaam tumse toh kyun aate ho office?”
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) April 11, 2016
Dear Customer, Your Ac XXXXXXXXXXXX is credited with INR HAHAHAHA on 31 May – SALARY FOR MAY. Your Net Available Bal is INR HAHAHAHA.
— jack tractive (@floydimus) May 31, 2013
How my appraisal went this year. pic.twitter.com/iSbrba3ZUL
— Jahanvi (@intrinsiclutter) April 5, 2016
Boss sends email, then sends chat msg “I sent an email”, then comes to desk saying “I sent an email”. Boss must love Ekta Kapoor serials.
— Ripper (@Ace_Of_Pace) May 15, 2013
They place you in a cubicle and ask you to think outside the box.
— Low rated gabru (@tantanoo) February 15, 2013
That moment when you wear formal clothes and reach late at office.
Everyone be like- YEH KAHAN INTERVIEW DE KE AYA HOGA ?
— Thain Thain Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) April 12, 2016
When you get late, everyone is at office already and when you’re early, suddenly the whole world decides to mass bunk work.
— Shruti (@ShrutiSeTakkar) September 4, 2014
I always keep an image of a punctured tyre handy just in case I’m late for an important meeting on a Monday morning.
— Mihir (@mihirmodi) March 2, 2015
When your boss catches you sleeping in office. pic.twitter.com/kQpMsiHzSv
— Malay (@malayism) April 10, 2015
When boss approves your leave pic.twitter.com/tZwevuhzkk
— Bakwas Rider 🏍️ (Wear helmet at the back also) (@BakwasRadio) July 9, 2015
Every office has 3 employees who are always overloaded with work, and the rest are just good at quickly switching tabs from Youtube to Email
— E-tard (@Etard0) May 30, 2016
Eventually you are not just about how much your boss respects you, you are also about how much your office boy respects you.
— Priyanka Lahiri (@lahirip) November 19, 2015
Office people give work exactly how a Punjabi family gives food to their new son-in-law.
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) September 30, 2015
Slowly understanding that working smart mostly just means pushing work deadlines so you can leave office on time and have a personal life
— E-tard (@Etard0) April 19, 2016
Sad part of being an adult is not making sounds like “Ooooo” when there is a power cut at your office.
— Chaitanya (@Chaitanya_13) August 7, 2014
How to ‘work from home’:
1.Turn on the laptop
2. Sign in on Gmail so it looks like you’re working
That’s about it. Carry on with your day.
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) January 5, 2016
Sleep is like a naughty girlfriend. It shoos u away when you desperately want her in the night and then teases you the entire day in office
— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) June 1, 2016
Trying to finish office tasks like pic.twitter.com/jkrXCmQUAV
— mrdl (@Psilosophy) April 4, 2016
Age 16: “Jab bada ho jaoonga tab at least school se homework toh nahi milega”
Age 26: *back home from office* *checks phone* *9 new emails*
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) April 21, 2016
I lost my pen today in the office. Later a colleague forgot to pick his pen from my desk. Uparwala sab dekhta hai. Justice.
— Malay (@malayism) March 26, 2014
When you leave office early and hope nobody sees you.. https://t.co/TQ7ZrqII68
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) April 1, 2016
HR Executives daily activities
1.Drink free office coffee
2.Socialize with coworkers
5.Go home on time
— E-tard (@Etard0) December 12, 2013
Waking up at 6:00 am every day during 12 years of school?
Meh, no biggie.
Waking up for at 8:00 am every day for office?
NA HO PAYEGA.
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) December 2, 2014
You give office address to ecom sites and they’ll deliver it post 7. You give home address and they’ll reach during office hours.
— dorku (@Dorkstar) October 21, 2015
Pic 1 : Salary credited
Pic 2 : After 10 days. pic.twitter.com/bg0K4olMpk
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) September 3, 2015
Guy: I’ve mild fever
Teacher: you should’ve not come
Guy: I’ve 102 fever,fractured both hands, ICU case
Boss: ho sake to aaja
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) July 16, 2016
When HR asks me to sign on the late office entry in the register. pic.twitter.com/NChuxTzjNo
— 🚨 (@pranavsapra) June 1, 2016
When I reach office early morning for the meeting and it gets canceled pic.twitter.com/tFonSIKoUk
— dorku (@Dorkstar) June 27, 2014