Everyday life of women is full of new things and experiences and when it comes to Indian women, they face a lot more than any other country’s women, including her professional life, personal life, relationships, social life and many more. Here are 50 hilarious tweets that shows Indian women has experienced it all.
1.
Just did the hand-out-of-taxi-to-feel-the-rain thing from Wake Up Sid and cabbie yelled at me saying “PEHLE BOLNE KA NA RIGHT LENA HAI”
— bangsty (@Creepowoman) June 24, 2013
2.
“Hasta kya hai be ?”
“Verb”— 💯 (@mumbaiifreak) October 25, 2013
3.
I think Sanjay Dutt is India’s first freelance prisoner
— Sonali Thakker (@SonaliThakker) December 6, 2013
4.
Q. How do the Emirati babies cry?
A. “uae uae…”— Sense of tumor (@dashhtweets) February 25, 2015
5.
Bhaiya, puchke mein thoda aur teekha daalo pic.twitter.com/TiUbRQ2p5m
— Ankita (@lady_gabbar) September 10, 2015
6.
Me:*cleans house*replaces bedsheets*rolls round rotis*paints grandma’s toenails*
Ma: Hum tumhare jitne the tab hum roller coaster banate the— okurrrr (@4ngery) 5 जून 2015
7.
Guy: Your boobs are amazing.
Me: Thanks, I grew them myself.— anymysha (@anymysha) 27 दिसंबर 2014
8.
Ugh hate it when I suddenly can’t wear my torn underwear because I’m in a ‘relationship’.
— very adult (@amyoosed) November 7, 2014
9.
On a serious note, Gandhiji is not smiling.
— Poonam Khatri (@poonamkhatri) July 30, 2013
10.
While we are busy changing names & calling Bombay Mumbai & Bangalore Bengaluru, can we do something about Bhosari here in Pune?
— Protima Tiwary (@DumbbellsnDrama) February 25, 2016
11.
I always thought “Vicco Turmeric, nahi cosmetic” was our national anthem which is why it played before every movie.
— Aditi (hot takes 4 koolkidz) (@awryaditi) November 30, 2016
12.
TV pe show ek dhang ka nahi hai par remote pe button itne hai ki banda aeroplane chala le.
— 🤷 (@Oinkoo) July 15, 2014
13.
suzanne: pls dont talk in ur secret language when i’m here
hrithik to hridhaan & hrehaan: hyour hmother hcant hever hbond hlike bthis hrofl
— bangsty (@Creepowoman) March 4, 2017
14.
Forced the dog to travel in the car with me when he made it very clear that he wasn’t interested. This is my punishment. 😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/E71O5AJJUj
— Natasha A. (@Grammar_nazzzi) February 24, 2017
15.
You are the writer of your own story. Your mom is the editor.
— Erekt-angle👼 (@aNuSFW) June 12, 2016
16.
Didi tera dewar deewanaaaa
Haye ram kudiyon ko kare sexually harass under the garb of archaic tradition giving his actions legitimacy.
— hk {on a hiatus} (@PedestrianPoet) April 8, 2016
17.
Twitter, where you log in saying “Kya ho raha hai?” And log out saying “Ho kya raha hai?”
— Priyanka Lahiri (@lahirip) November 24, 2015
18.
My relationship goals are inspired by Kader Khan in Akhiyon Se Goli Maare, where he introduces his wife as “Yeh apun ka punter hai”.
— 🦄🌈 (@Kalamwali_Bai) December 29, 2015
19.
Sharmaji ka beta pic.twitter.com/dBSHQ7xtMi
— Sneha Pai (@sochtehain) May 23, 2016
20.
Pic 1 : Humour of guys whom I like.
Pic 2 : Humour of guys who like me. pic.twitter.com/6FJ59lUuif— Saverita Fernandes. (@Fernandes_Savvy) January 19, 2017
21.
“Toh Kya Ukhad loge?” is something you never say to a Dentist
— Priyanka Lahiri (@lahirip) June 13, 2013
22.
Jab dono “didn’t told” se hain raazi,
Toh kya karlega Grammar Nazi?— Mega (@meghakerr) October 17, 2012
23.
Do you see that red line under the words you type like “nd” “awsm” “lyf” “typ” “luvv”? Yeah? That’s not for decoration, you moron.
— Mega (@meghakerr) November 16, 2012
24.
Guy: hey your bra strap is showing
Same guy: *pulls dick out to pee on the road*— Neha Ramneek Kapoor (@PWNeha) December 4, 2016
25.
Used so much Fair&Lovely on my face that now I can’t even walk down the street without winning sports tournaments or getting job offers.
— Cathartic Screams (@Just_Screams) November 4, 2015
26.
Sometimes I charge my phone up to 98% and unplug it bcz why should I be the only one who didn’t have the orgasm
— very adult (@amyoosed) November 12, 2016
27.
Indian mothers have the cure for gluten allergy and lactose intolerance. It’s called “ek thappad padega toh sab khaya jaaega!”
— Meh. 🎈 (@MissTumbledore) October 6, 2015
28.
At a restaurant –
Me: Excuse me, isme celery bahut kam hai.
Waiter: haha aapki bhi?
Me: haha
Waiter: haha
Me: Crie
Waiter: Crie— 🦄🌈 (@Kalamwali_Bai) November 13, 2015
29.
Wanted to go out on a romantic dinner date with boyfriend. Can you suggest some nice boyfriend?
— Poulami Sinha (@ThePhoolanDevi) January 4, 2016
30.
Yaha logo ka roka ho raha hai, aur mere sath ab bhi dhoka ho raha hai.
— BeingNita (@VinithaShetty) April 17, 2016
31.
“i broke my wrist”
facebook: oh my god are you okay should i send food
twitter: how will you masturbate now— a rose (@pigeonladyX) May 5, 2016
32.
*visits Spain*
Local: Welcome to Spain! Como estas?Me: Bailamos, let the rhythm take you over bailamos
— Supriya (@supaarwoman) April 7, 2015
33.
Brother I cannot help you in matters of a Refrigerator. I am very busy with human beings in distress. https://t.co/cpC5cWBPcz
— Sushma Swaraj (@SushmaSwaraj) June 13, 2016
34.
iPhone auto backup pic.twitter.com/wpxSOKWogu
— Sandhya Ramesh (@sandygrains) July 31, 2016
35.
Told the taxi dude to jump the red light and now wondering if he’s wondering how wild I am in bed
— very adult (@amyoosed) April 25, 2016
36.
Friend just dropped me to metro station in his white Swift Dzire and I ended up saying “bhaiya trip end kar dena”.
— Namelass (@DilliBelle) October 28, 2015
37.
the capital of Boman Irani is Bmuscat Tehrani
— Rega Jha (@RegaJha) February 22, 2016
38.
When he finally finds your g-spot pic.twitter.com/jgFRLyAW7q
— Priyal (@priyal) October 7, 2015
39.
Punjabi playlist hai ki shopping cart? pic.twitter.com/AKTgQTdH7P
— P (@lovehandle_) February 9, 2017
40.
when only the girl’s side has paid for the photographer pic.twitter.com/NyssCDRPdn
— Nishtha (@RootKanal) June 9, 2015
41.
Me: it’s raining how to go to school
Mom: Hum pahad cross krke, river mein crocodiles se lad ke, bunjee jumping krke school jate the so stfu— Sheen (@SuchAMisfit) May 6, 2016
42.
If you take the words ‘Daaru’, ‘Gaadi’ and ‘Kudi’ out of Punjabi songs, all you would have to listen to is ‘oho x10’.
— P (@lovehandle_) April 15, 2013
43.
Daft Punk on the way to work. pic.twitter.com/AqtYgr0icH
— Anuradha (@anuradha_kush) May 20, 2016
44.
A man walks into a bar.
Everyone gets up and greets him cause he’s their boss and it’s not a bar it’s a conference room and there’s no joke— Shruti (@ShrutiSeTakkar) December 3, 2015
45.
If we don’t get off the flight within the first 50 seconds of it landing, the flight will take off again with us in it – Indians
— Priyal (@priyal) December 12, 2014
46.
Waiting for The Chainsmokers and Matchbox Twenty to collaborate and do an album called Lung Cancer.
— shooti (@shrutithenaik) February 8, 2017
47.
“Are you a bike or car person?”
“I am a poor person.”— Erekt-angle👼 (@aNuSFW) July 23, 2014
48.
Me: *dies in sleep*
Family and friends: Well, at least she died doing what she loved most.— Ankita (@lady_gabbar) February 19, 2016
49.
Breaking news : Katrina Kaif was severely injured in an upcoming movie while doing impossible stunts like giving an expression.
— Prajakta M. (@SocialBitterfly) September 19, 2014
50.
Doctor : where does it hurt?
Me : *shows him tweets with 0 favs and 0 RTs* here
— Lola Kuttiamma (@Priya_Menon) August 20, 2015
which one is your favorite.:P
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