If Countries Had Tinder Profiles

 

What if countries had to create a tinder profile? That may not be that astonishing, since countries have to constantly hook up with international organizations like IMF or World Bank for a little foreign aid booty.

What if the economics of seeking and giving financial or any other form of aid was governed by the rules of online dating? What will the profiles of these countries look like?

We did a little analysis and took a little liberty to make these profiles for them. Check them out….

1. India

I am friendly with any other country, but I have a complicated relationship with Pakistan. I draw life lessons exclusively from Mahabharata and Bollywood movies.

2. China

I believe in communism and am a super fast learner. I am extremely rich, second only to America, and I have the largest landmass, second only to Russia and Canada.

3. Pakistan

I am interested in making new friends. I keep hurting my friends, and I want to break this pattern (at least I’ll try my best).

4. Sri Lanka

I love sea shores and lush green forests. I am a sucker for coconuts.

5. Vietnam

I have been through a lot, wronged by a powerful person. But sticks and stones may break my bones, I am still going to rise, because I am a survivor.

6. Cambodia

Helpful and humble. Shy and honest. Simple and thankful to the almighty. These are what I look for in a man, cause these are what I am.

7. Philippines

I have recently kicked authoritarianism in the gut and welcomed democracy. And I think that is the kind I’m gonna stick to…. Uncontrolling and free.

8. Japan

I place a great value on knowledge and hard work, and I would like my kind of gal to have the same ethos.

9. America

The first thing you need to know about me. I’m hella rich and powerful. If we match, you will have to live with the fact that I will always dominate you. Plus, I am a sucker for fast food.

10. Canada

I support all the good charities and good stances in the world, and I genuinely want world peace.

11. Mexico

Hook up with me and I’ll hook you up with some cool drugs.

12. Bhutan

One thing you need to know about me: I don’t consider myself above or beneath, anyone. and same goes the other way around.

13. Australia

G’day mate!

14. Turkey

Whats powerful about me? Well, for starters, I have been able to successfully resist ISIS, despite being their vulnerable target.

Which of these handsome or beautiful bachelors/bachelorettes are you going to date?

Remember, no one is ever perfect.